quick everyone get in and lets hold hands
Edit: Everyone chill, they haven't even reported yet.
EPS $1.01 vs $0.70 Est; $2.23B VS 1.96B Est.
Up 3% HOLY FUCK EVERYONE JUMP JUMP JUMP
Down 6% …
Sorry for call holders, fuck you put holders. Everyone else baghold, this stock will be back in no time assuming we don't go into correction mode.
Submitted August 10, 2017 at 02:00PM by kmung