If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 2 years ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 6 years ago and Northern Rock 5 years ago you would have nothing today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
Submitted August 12, 2017 at 01:11AM by cant__find__username