New strategy

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 2 years ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 6 years ago and Northern Rock 5 years ago you would have nothing today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

Submitted August 12, 2017 at 01:11AM by cant__find__username
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